Open Solicitation — General Public
Seeking
Participants
— Temporal & Phenomenological Research —
OPEN ENROLLMENT — CLEARANCE LEVEL: PUBLIC
Volunteer research participants* are needed to further develop a boundary shattering approach to experimental exploration that threatens to shake the foundation of the materialistic scientific paradigm.
*Side effects may include dizziness due to time dilation, astral projectile vomiting and akashic inflammation of the basal ganglia. None are known to be life threatening, and are commonly reported as life affirming.